Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Week 14 #1

How many idiots are allowed a driver's license? There should be a limit. Drive down a busy street, it could just be a mile stretch, and here's what you'll most likely find:
1 woman putting on her makeup
15 people talking on their phone
10 people texting
7 people not using their blinkers
1 elderly man riding his breaks
1 person in a junker without any break lights at all
4 people passing on the right
1 person riding your ass
3 people riding other peoples asses
2 teens with their music too loud to hear yourself think
5 people eating
6 people smoking
and at least 1 flip of the bird.
It will be a happy day when car's do the driving for us. Until then, perhaps an IQ test along with the driver's test? 

1 comment:

  1. In Great Britain (where they drive on the wrong side of the road anyway!), they have a legal category I love the sound of: "wanton or furious driving."

    Nice list--the only thing I plead guilty to is having people ride up my ass because my 5-10 miles per hour over the limit is not speedy enough for them! Occasionally that leads to a bird-flip, yesm, sorry if that ruins your image of the English teacher.

    And if you had listed sipping on a coffee beverage, I would have pleaded to that too. But you didn't!

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