How many idiots are allowed a driver's license? There should be a limit. Drive down a busy street, it could just be a mile stretch, and here's what you'll most likely find:
1 woman putting on her makeup
15 people talking on their phone
10 people texting
7 people not using their blinkers
1 elderly man riding his breaks
1 person in a junker without any break lights at all
4 people passing on the right
1 person riding your ass
3 people riding other peoples asses
2 teens with their music too loud to hear yourself think
5 people eating
6 people smoking
and at least 1 flip of the bird.
It will be a happy day when car's do the driving for us. Until then, perhaps an IQ test along with the driver's test?
In Great Britain (where they drive on the wrong side of the road anyway!), they have a legal category I love the sound of: "wanton or furious driving."
ReplyDeleteNice list--the only thing I plead guilty to is having people ride up my ass because my 5-10 miles per hour over the limit is not speedy enough for them! Occasionally that leads to a bird-flip, yesm, sorry if that ruins your image of the English teacher.
And if you had listed sipping on a coffee beverage, I would have pleaded to that too. But you didn't!